Unpatriotic and un-American! I've Never Made So Much Money Betting on Coinbase Crash
I've been in the markets for almost four decades. Honestly, I have never made so much money. I don't need any particular skills other than betting against everyone, especially Wall Street and 360 million fraudsters losing money daily, including my friend Cathie Wood.
After luring the crowd into the stock market, I have just opened a new short position. My customers know what I am talking about; everything has been happening on ClickUp AI since the beginning of the times.
We need you to come back to the stock market urgently. I am serious. Call everyone. The more they buy less risk, they will have. Ask Elon Musk most recent outlook for the economy which Jim Cramer's follows closely.
Note that I also made purchases seeing stocks flying.
If you wish to learn about investing, watch my calls on Coinbase, which I have gladly shared since IPO. The insight, about 30 minutes long, including the different steps, is available on ClickUp AI plans.
Thank you all, and good luck.
I promise to come back with a roll of more epic calls; I have one thousand on the queue to publish.
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